Call me a slag, call me a whore,if you don’t like me there’s the door. call me anorexic, call me fat, i can put it on or i can lose that. call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me babes, I’m having fun. call me a flirt, call me fake, that’s just me so give me a break. call me weird, call me a geek, call me what you want, I’m just unique
My life. My choices. My problem. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your business. Mind your own problems before you talk about mine.
pencil: you know, im really sorry. Eraser: for what? Pencil: im sorry, cuz you get hurt because of me. whenever i make a mistake, your always there to erase it. but as you make my mistakes vanish, you get smaller everytime. Eraser: thats true, but i dont mind. you see, i was made to do this. i was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. even though, one of these days, i will be gone and you’ll have to replace me with a new one. im acctually happy doing my job.
*Never gonna be able to look at a pencil and eraser the same way again.
Spongebob
taught me to love someone even if they hate me.
Patrick
taught me to be myself even if everyone thinks Im dumb. Squidward taught me that music is my life even if other people hate it. Pearl taught me to be ready for any situation. Sandy taught me never to forget where im from. Plankton taught me to go after what I want even if I fail everytime I try to get it.
Just now,
Someone died.
Someone was born.
Someone got a broken bone. Someone got a broken heart. Someone just lost everything. And someone just got it all back. Someone just lost a parent. Someone just lost there child. Someone just won the lottery. Someone just lost. In the world right now, Someone’s life just changed forever. Remember that the next time you say, “I’m bored.”
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Some days you just feel like a tomato in a fruit basket; you technically belong, but it just doesnt feel right.
